I’m a Virgin, and proud of it !

Well, here I am, never ever thought I would be sat writing a first post to my own blog. I had never really considered either reading a blog, or especially writing a blog, but recently I have been seduced into the world of the blogger. I originally thought of bloggs as the home of the Nerd, the home of the sad man, with no girlfriends, sitting in his/her dark bedroom….. I might still be right on that, but I have be taught to open my mind, and have discovered two very important influences that have bought me to this point.

 

My dearest sister, Don’t Bug Me, and my cousin, Englishmum in Ireland, are the two influences. Both have very different types of blogs, both immensely entertaining, and I have become an avid reader of these two blogs, even making some witty remarks with them, and their fellow readers.

 

So, why start a blog ? who will read ?, who will comment ?, who will be nice or mean ??, who knows, I expect no-one to read or comment, and that’s just fine. As I approach middle age, I find myself daydreaming in the car, shower, office (oops, perhaps I should be working?) about life, things that amuse me, concern me, annoy the hell out of me, or just plain daft things… and it will help my sanity to put them down on the interweb thingy. My blog will be influenced by DBM and EM, but I hope it will also be different, a male point of view for starters, will probably involve more references to sport and boobs !

In the last few days, as I decided to start all this, I have come up with about 15 different subjects that I want to talk about, you will think they are dull, you will take the piss out of me I am sure (after all, I take the mickey out of anyone I can, so if you can’t laugh at yourself, then go home). So what will be the first subject for my blog ???? I have no idea, I guess this is the first one.

For those of you who know me, i will never everrefer to anyone by their names, this blog is filled with Pseudonyms, please don’t ask who the people I refer to are, and any comment you make, please use a pseudonym yourself… living in the land of the USofA, I can’t afford to be sued for my opinions.

The beautiful Mrs M is my wonderful wife, DBM/Bugs is my sister in Vancouver and EM is my cousin living in Ireland… others will come about, and hopefully so will you ! Please read, laugh, raise your eyebrows, scoff, whatever you please, but also, leave your comments and thoughts, that’s kinda the whole point.

 

I am guessing I will have to translate some classic English phrases to my American friends, recently I had to explain ‘lashed’ and ‘numpty’. One final point on my virgin post, I have terrible typing skills, my English grammar is shocking, and I use …….. far to much.. ah well, bollocks to you English teachers, it’s my blog, if you don’t like it .. you can turn me off…. but please don’t, I am a sensitive soul !

 

So to all my friends in England, Ireland, Mexico, Australia, Canada, Slovakia …. here are my rambling thoughts ……. enjoy !

 

Be Good

 

Moon